(Hey, leave a message) Hey, call me back when you get this Or when you've got a minute We really need to to talk Wait, you know what, Maybe just forget it 'Cause by the time you get this Your number might be blocked "Stay" and blah blah blah You just want what you can't have No way I'll call the cops If you don't stop, I'll call your dad And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday, by the way It's not you it's me , and all that other bull$#!% You know that's bull$#!%, don't you babe I'm not your party favor Look, now I know We could've done it better But we can't change the weather And the weather's come and gone Books don't make sense if you read them backwards You'll single out the wrong words Like you mishear all my songs You hear "Stay" and blah blah blah You just want what you can't have No way I'll call the cops If you don't stop, I'll call your dad And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday, by the way It's not you it's me , and all that other bull$#!% You know that's bull$#!%, don't you babe I'm not your party favor
Credits: @nunzanature
