Research Log: 3240-J-03: Doctor ████: How do you feel about the Fringehead? Andan: That vile monster! It stared into the depths of my soul, literally! I want to kill it! I want to kill all traces of its species! I want to kill its species! I don't care what it takes! I'll evaporate the whole ocean if a have to! Doctor ████: Why do you feel this way? Andan: That... thing... is all the deadly sins! It's the true devil of this planet! Not #615, that thing! Doctor ████: It's not a demon, Andan, it's a fish! Andan: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?! YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED AT THAT THING'S FACE ONCE! Doctor ████: You're a hell of an idiot—end log. Research Log: 3240-T-05: *TS-B-345 approaches Cryptid-#3240-A* TS-B-345: What the hell is that thing?! *An instance of Cryptid-#3240-B opens its mouth* AHHH!!! WHAT THE [REDACTED]?! THIS MUST SOME HAZARDOUS DEMON! WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED IT YET! KILL IT! KILL IT! *TS-B-345 punches Cryptid-#3240-A. He fractures his right index finger, right carpal bones, and right forearm. Cryptid-#3240-A remains undamaged* TS-B-345: AAAGGGHHH!!! Doctor ████: End test and log. Notes: Cryptid-#3240-A is a 3 m. tall and 5 m. wide fish tank made out of bulletproof glass. Cryptid-#3240-A contains stone, real coral, small fish, and instances of Cryptid-#3240-B. Cryptid- is an anomalous Sarcastic Fringehead that lives within Cryptid-. Looking at a Cryptid photo- or Cryptid- in real life will make subjects feel extreme hatred towards the Sarcastic Fringehead species and Cryptid-. So much so that all subjects want to commit genocide on the Fringehead Sarcastic.
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