ga1asta commits tax fraud: the game

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a game about commiting tax evasion, which you shouldn't do in real life of else the cops will crash into your house and arrest you wasd / arrow keys to move at an average 6 steps, 10 steps if you're playing as some other people press keys accordingly when they're shown, or don't it's your choice and enter to skip text because i wanted to implement that ok are you happy now ok bye what ok update log: 0.0.0: no fun :( 1.0.0: game release (not rad) 1.1.0: added a timer for some reason 1.1.1: fixed a bug where you can collect the flint and steel in the opening cutscene. 1.2.2: added alternate ending, fixed yet another bug 1.3.2: added...ANOTHER ALTERNATE ENDING!!! 1.3.3: solved the whole walking issue 1.4.3: another alternate ending. we're over halfway through 1.4.4: fixed a bug where you can talk to chirpy after you get the thingy 1.4.5: fixed a LOT of bugs. dang how can a tax evasion game have to many bugs lol 1.5.5: added a boss. we're in the endgame now!!!! 1.5.6: fixed a bug where you use your taxes to light the fire instead of the flint and steel. crazy, i know 1.6.6: sped up and slowed down the voices. now you can listen to different voices so you don't go insane 1.7.6: changed the thumbnail. now it's more tempting. 2.7.6: added the FINAL ENDING. that's it, no more endings, goodbye (update: there's more endings now.) 2.8.6: you now have a 1 out of 80 chance to get a new title screen! 2.9.6: a new character enters gctf???? 2.10.6: __________ PLAYABLE NOW??? 2.11.6: final character has been released! 2.12.6: another character, because i can never get enough of these lil guys pffft hahaha 2.13.6: among us happy meal at 3am 2.14.6: ??????????????????? 2.14.7: minor fixes and tidying up for the grand finale of gctf 2.15.9: true finale added!!!! ok, no more endings, goodbye forever unless...... 2.16.10: i added cheats ok im back to being dead now 3.7: i added a cloud marketplace ok im back to being dead now 3.8: new enemies that are tough as nails to start ok im back to being dead now also cement factory 3.9: kyrum's quest (for ferries) 3.10: FISHING MINIGAME 3.11: you and most npcs will now have a skip dialogue thing. press enter to skip dialogue. big chungus dialogue is unskippable 3.12: save states added...but only if you do one major thing to make the game 10 times more cryptic... type in "save" in the cheat codes once you've figured it out 3.13: boxing minigame woohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3.14159 this is pi followed by: the final cutscene. i tried to save this game on the exact time it was shared from a year ago, but failed cause i took way too much time to release the update!! goo-bye everybody t