A completely remade and way superior version of this is being released on Steam soon! You can probably find the store page by the time you read this. Welcome to A Spiritual Adventure! You must defeat your enemy. How, and if, you achieve this will be guided by your actions. Embark on an epic journey through this place where there is this one person who wants to destroy you and you should destroy them. Intelligent thinking, idiotic thinking, luck and morals will allow you to pull through and obtain the highest scores. You can even start a cult or work as a sock manufacturer. The game contains multiple minigames and honestly a vast amount of endings, though some are unfinished so sadly abruptly cut off. Most options in the game are answered by typing “a” or ”b”. Typing anything else unless specified will default your choice to B.
Code and story by @solar_sausage Concept story by @Moon_Fox2510 Current recorded lowest score: -222. I doubt it's possible to get lower but I genuinely don't know This game is all about how llamas are made. First, the digestive system of a common human body sort of twists around and bends and stretches. It then lays an egg. It hatches. Then the little round thingy gets spat out of the human body, then it rolls around on the floor which makes it covered in fluff. Humans find the llama and beat it's head with a spade. This makes the head filled with helium gasses. The head of the llama grows upwards for a while until it is taller than any other animal apart from a giraffe. This now grows for years and years until it gets covered in white mould. The mould mixes with the grey fluff to make the llama white. Then it grows limbs and flees into the underworld to have babies. Then the babies follow the mother llama and the father llama (when they are mated) into the grasslands to be captured by humans to be put into farms and zoos. True story.
