10 reasons why you should get a snek: 1. They're super coote 2. You can make kewl memes with them 3. They sooper smol and won't hurt anyone 4. you can give them a hat :0 5. You can brag to your friends that you have a snek 6. You can boop them 7. You can make snek tik toks (those always get famous >:0) 8. you have a best noodle friend 9. Easy to take care of 10. nope rope, danger noodle
10 more reasons why you should get a snek: 1. stress relief 2. someone to binge netflix with 3. you can take 'em to the beach (cold-blooded) 4. sneks are often misunderstood, so you should save the sneks sksksksksksk 5. they be lonely :c 6. they eat those pesky mice/rats 7. you get to see what life is like with no limbs 8. walking them is not required (but you still can ;]) 9. they do be pretty 10. you can sell their skin slurp
