here goes nothing- i know i should've spent the next two days perfecting this but in all honesty i just wanted to get it shared >.> i'm pretty dang tired of working on it lol (see, more proof i'm not sans, no bone puns) and i have a bunch of other things i wanna procrastinate on so yeah- Watch it here: https://turbowarp.org/475356665 (tried making a bitmap version, but it just made it even MORE laggy O.o) "hOw To TrAiN yOuR cHiKen" "wORld'S FinEsT tRaINiNg mOnTaGe" *cough* ... yeah i ran out of ideas you didn't say specifically what our character should be training for, so.... i covered the basics: - Long-distance running - Weightlifting - Diving - Karate...? - Cupcake decorating - Rickrolling (without Rick, of course, bc of character limit ;-;) - Flight - Mountain climbing - Long-distance jumping - GBlaster operation (chat bot is discriminating against dr. creepy scientist >:0) - Paintball - Advanced spinning - Kite-flying - POG Graffiti - Dancing - Tarzan-style vine swinging - MLG Pro wearing-of-sunglasses - Skiing - Mining - Yoga - T-Posing - Flipping of Krabby Patties - Safe transportation of magik lampes - Correct eatage of cheesy puffs - Swinging - Kung Fu (Panda-style) - One-handed push-ups - Conspiracy Theorism - Stopping to smell the roses - Bending - Surfing - Handstands - Bowling - Stabb - Knitting - Flexing i have doki doki forever stuck in my head for no reason whatsoever and for some reason it's giving me awful chara vibes *shudders* thanks for scrolling down here to accompany me in my misery
