press space Nova x Ari This is way funnier if you know stuff about my Ocs- Ari: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Akane: I'm a knife. Nova, from across the room: They're the little spoon. (I-) Ari: Don't worry, I got a plan. Akane: Alright. Ari: TraitorSayWhat? Nova: Excuse me? Ari: What? Akane: Ari: Ari: No wait- Ari, Akane, and Nova are sitting on a bench Hikaru : Why do you guys look so sad? Nova: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Ari sits down* Akane: The bench is freshly painted. Ari: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Akane: 'Prettiest Smile' Nova: 'Nicest Personality' Hikaru: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Nix: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' (jhbgtfrdes)
Ari: We need to distract these guys Akane: Leave it to me Akane: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Nova, Hikaru, and Nix: *Immediately begin arguing* Kade, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. Hikaru: What time is it? Ari: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Ari: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Nix: WHO THE F[ri]CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Ari: It’s 2 am Hikaru: Hey Ari, Ari: Yes? Hikaru: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Ari: Ari: Where’s Nix? Hikaru: Truth or dare? Ari: Dare Hikaru: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Ari: Hey Nix Nix: Yeah? Ari: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Hikaru (Haha I'm uglyyyy) Nova: You lying, cheating, piece of sh[uwu]t! Ari: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Nova: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING NIX WITH ME (Wait why are you taking me-) Hikaru, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now. Kandi: Why are Nova and Ari sitting with their backs to each other? Hikaru: They had a fight. Kandi: Then why are they holding hands? Hikaru: They get sad when they fight. Nova: Ari isn’t answering their phone Kandi: I’ll call Nova: Hikaru and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Ari: Hello? Nova: Favorite horror movie? Ari: It Kandi: Saw Hikaru: Annabelle Akane: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics Nova: Are we really going to let Ari keep Kandi? Hikaru: We kept Akane. Nova: Where's Ari, Kandi, and Hikaru? Akane: They're playing hide and seek. Nova: Where? Akane: I don't think you get how this game works. Nova: Bye Ari! Bye Kandi! Bye Hikaru! Bye Akane! Bye Ari! Kandi: You said ‘bye Ari’ twice. Nova: I like Ari. Nova: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Ari: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Kandi: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! (Kandi-) Hikaru: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Akane: My moral code, is that you? Nova: Nova: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug? (But Kandi is.. actually no she isn't. Nevermind) 'Can I copy the homework?' Nova: I can help you with it! Ari: Yeah, sure. Kandi: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Hikaru: lol nope. Akane: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Kade: *Read 5:55pm* (True lmao) Nova: Ari... How do I begin to explain Ari? Kandi: Ari is flawless. Hikaru: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Akane: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan. Kade: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome. Nova: Time for plan G. Ari: Don’t you mean plan B? Nova: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kandi: What about plan D? Nova: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Hikaru: What about plan E? Nova: I’m hoping not to use it. Akane dies in plan E. Kade: I like plan E. Nova: Rules are made to be broken. Ari: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Kandi: Uh, piñatas. Hikaru: Glow sticks. (Technically they aren't made to be broken, just cracked.) Akane: Karate boards. Kade: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Nova: Rules. Ari: Nova: Just be yourself. Ari: 'Be myself'? Nova, I have one day to win Kandi over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Hikaru: Couple weeks. Akane: Six months. Kade: Jury’s still out. Ari: See, Nova? Ari: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that? *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Nova: Thanks fam! (Nova wh-) Ari: oh no (I-) Kandi: *cries* I love you too (mhm) Hikaru: Sounds fake but okay (True) Akane: *A flustered mess* Kade: can i get a refund (Pretty true ngl) Hikaru: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Kandi: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Ari: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t- Hikaru: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Kandi: Just rip the bandage off. Hikaru: It’s Ari. Kandi: Put the bandage back on.
