# Top Secret FBIUIU Document ## Subject: Obama Prisms ### Description: Obama Prisms or "Obamiums" are pyramid-shaped relics made of a rare and mysterious material called Obamium. Obamium is a highly dense and durable substance that can withstand extreme temperatures and pressures. It also has unique electromagnetic properties that allow it to manipulate light and energy. Obama Prisms are believed to be ancient artifacts of unknown origin and purpose. They have been found in various locations around the world, such as Egypt, Peru, China, and Antarctica. Some of them are buried deep underground, while others are hidden in plain sight. There are 5 Uncontained Obamiums spread across the world, they are in central Africa, Greenland, Canada, Korea, and antarctica. ### Classification: Obama Prisms are classified as SCPs (Secure, Contain, Protect) by the FBI. They are considered to be anomalous objects that pose a potential threat to national and global security. They are also of high interest to scientific and military research. ### Containment: Obama Prisms are kept in secure facilities under the supervision of the FBI's Special Anomalies Division (SAD). They are stored in specially designed vaults that block their electromagnetic emissions and prevent unauthorized access. They are also monitored by cameras and sensors at all times. Only authorized personnel with Level 4 clearance or higher are allowed to interact with Obama Prisms. Any experiments or tests involving Obama Prisms must be approved by the SAD Director and follow strict protocols and safety measures. ### Effects: Obama Prisms have various effects depending on their size, shape, orientation, and environment. Some of the observed effects include: - Emitting beams of light or energy that can cut through metal or melt rock. - Creating holograms or illusions that can deceive or confuse observers. - Generating fields or waves that can alter gravity, magnetism, or electricity. - Producing sounds or voices that can communicate or influence listeners. - Activating or deactivating other devices or machines nearby. - Enhancing or diminishing the physical or mental abilities of living beings in contact or proximity. ### Risks: Obama Prisms are extremely dangerous and unpredictable. They can cause severe damage or harm to anyone or anything that comes in contact with them. They can also trigger chain reactions or feedback loops that can escalate their effects exponentially. Some of the reported incidents involving Obama Prisms include: - A small Obama Prism found in a museum caused a blackout in the entire city when it was exposed to sunlight. - A medium-sized Obama Prism discovered in a cave created a portal to another dimension that unleashed hostile creatures into the world. - A large Obama Prism located in a pyramid activated a global network of other Obama Prisms that started to emit signals of unknown origin and meaning. ### Conclusion: Obama Prisms are one of the most mysterious and dangerous anomalies that the FBI has ever encountered. They require constant vigilance and caution from all agents and personnel involved in their containment and study. They also pose a major challenge and opportunity for advancing our knowledge and technology. The origin and purpose of Obama Prisms remain unknown. However, some theories suggest that they are either: - Alien artifacts left behind by an ancient civilization that visited Earth long ago. - Human creations from a future timeline that were sent back in time for some reason. - Divine manifestations of a higher power that is testing or guiding humanity. Whatever the case may be, Obama Prisms are a mystery that we must unravel before it is too late.
