Basically person above (credit in image so none needed) did a thing with an AI and it wrote its own airplane safety skit thing. I was in Pin looking for fan art and instead I am killed by humor. Transcript is below bc I understand it’s very pixelated. Such is life. We see a flight attendant walking down the aisle Flight attendant: welcome to the plane. This plane can’t be trusted, but you can. To be alive, always wear your seatbelt. They hold up a belt that is not connected to the seat. Why. Flight attendant: There are two exits on this plane, this one here... (points to head) and this one here. (Points nowhere) Flight attendant (continued): If you are seated in an exit row, you are now the pilot. We see an empty row. This plane will not take off. Flight attendant: In case there is a disturbed cloud, oxygen masks will come for you. They show an oxygen mask. It is not made of oxygen. Why. Flight attendant: There’s just enough masks for most people to have enough masks. Now, if the water is where the plane chooses to go, don’t worry. Your seat can float far away from you. They smile. They are not worried. They are not on your plane. Flight attendant: Young children must be turned off or placed in airplane mode. They hold up a child. They switch it into airplane mode. Flight attendant: Flying is illegal. So don’t tell.
This was found on Pin but comes from website I’m not aloud to say here so it’s up for inference. Anyway, thanks to the original person who made this. I laughed so hard I had tears. Hope you had a laugh too! <3
