i,, i may have a problem EDIT 4/19/21: i started watching my hero academia shortly after making this, so here are characters that have been added to the list, in order of how much to how little i simp over them - HAWKSHAWKSHAWKS (need i explain?) - tamaki amajiki (HE'S BEAUTIFUL AAAAA) - shouta aizawa (don't judge me he a snacc) - shouto todoroki (i mean who doesn't) - jirou kyouka (helped me realize i ain't straight) - denki kaminari (HE'S SO ADORABLE FHDUFHDJ) - tsuyu asui (...ok look i love frogs but not like that, tsu is just so cute--) - izuku midoriya (it's small but it's there) also, some more characters that i didn't include for whatever reason: - tamaki suoh (ouran high school host club) - tia (diamond jack) - ramona flowers (scott pilgrim, but only the comics idk why) - wallace wells (scott pilgrim comics, more platonic than anything else tho i just love him so much) - ian lightfoot (onward... i... uh... look i can expLAIN--) and now for the celebrities who actually exist: - tom holland (LOOK I KNOW EVERY TEENAGE GIRL LOVES HIM BUT FOR GOOD REASON) - tom hiddleston (i mean how can you NOT) - ricky montgomery (more his voice than anything else but like... his "this december" video... man) - skylar astin (THAT ONE SHOT OF HIS ABS ON ZOEY'S EXTRAORDINARY PLAYLIST... EXQUISITE) also i'm asexual i realized so these crushes are all very innocent don'tkillmescratch music is "lower your expectations" by bo burnham i wanted to keep going with the song and include my non-male crushes, but a. the rest of the song is... less than scratch-appropriate, and b. i don't have many anyway rip people in order of appearance, bc they all go by super fast and you probably can't see any of them: - eros (lore olympus) - asra (the arcana- i didn't know asra was actually non-binary when i was making this-- i'm so sorry asra, i would literally die for you) - ashitaka (princess mononoke) - spider-man noir (spider-man: into the spider-verse) - elliott (stardew valley) - baron humbert von gikkingen (the cat returns) - jake peralta (brooklyn nine nine, played by andy samberg) - peter parker/spider-man (mcu, played by tom holland) - zuko (avatar: the last airbender, but only the comics bc his HAIR :O) - lotor (voltron: legendary defender) - aaravos (the dragon prince) - marshall lee (adventure time) - professor venomous (o.k. k.o.) - norrix (suitor armor) - eugene fitzherbert/flynn rider (tangled) - loki (mcu, played by tom hiddleston) - link (the legend of zelda: breath of the wild) - julian devorak (the arcana) - roy mustang (fullmetal alchemist 2003) - howl jenkins pendragon (howl's moving castle) - prinCE SIDONN (the legend of zelda: breath of the wild) i don't own any of the images used, credit goes to all their artists/owners, i just drew the stupid doodles on top of the images,, #???? 'tknowwhyididthis edit 4/19/21: i wonder if anyone noticed that i used link from botw for "loves your brother" and figured out the joke there... because sidon there is no heterosexual explanation for the "friendship" between link and sidon and sidon is mipha's... nevermind why are you here
