1. christmas - gifts - christmas music is amazing - i travel to hot places so no cold complaints yayyaya - well except for ny that's so cold pls - my mom being christian and being extra religious on christmas - not directed to all christians dw 2. vday - chocolate - reminds me im lonely - what is love? (the album) 3. 4th of july - you can tell i've always lived in america - to everyone that doesn't celebrate this, you're missing - out - fireworks that you can feel from the bottom of your soul to your scalp - bbqs - really hot so you decide to do fireworks at night but - everyone's doing fireworks at night uiosdfihfd 4. easter - chocolate if you remember this exists - i got mint chocolate on easter once - if you like mint chocolate explain yourself - easter bunny why a bunny why not a cat /hj 5. labor day - is this one american idk - at least we get a day off 6. st patricks day - my classmates tried to pinch me through their screen - forgettable - there's just air on the end of rainbows - i don't get more rainbows from my lucky charms grrr - i don't even get school off for this one um excuse me
https://pm1.narvii.com/6593/3dc94d8ed9c83d3b0414c4871d13a7f921a35323_hq.jpg "when you make a joke that hurts, but you have to make it seem like nothing" or smth idk