Yes, I'm a tardigrade. It is 100 % true and My puny brain is more powerful than that even of the smartest animals on earth: mice. you humans are real idiots, you thought you were doing experiments on mice? Oh, no. THEY've been experimenting on YOU. However, we have been doing some experiments on them too, as we can live in their sweat. They do even more hunting and pollution than you. Luckily for you, we always warn the dolphins of exactly what they are doing and the dolphins always counteract it using their superior technology. YOU'RE WELCOME!
