We don't mean to offend any party, living, dead or living dead. We just mean to satire the media's insane mass hysteria over this. Next thing we know, we'll have people claiming that the swine flu turns you into a pig zombie. I got the actual idea of swine flu zombies from a conversation my friends were having. They were caught up in the hysteria, accusing anyone who coughed of having the flu. "AAAAAGH, I'VE BEEN INFECTED!" was also the joke of the day. And then someone made a joke about swine flu zombies - viola!