You hate your runned-down moldy old apartment. you want to live in the Patayto Dorayto Mansion across the street. It's for sale and you need the rich chix to give you lettuce. The only way to get dat stuff is to impress the chix and make them give you money. Part of the money is used to decorate your house and the rest is saved. Press space to get ripped.
START: Nothing much, just a head-on copy of cookie clicker. 1.00: decorated the house a bit, added the description. 2.00: FIRST BIG UPDATE!! The more buff you get you start receiving items from charity. 2.01: Added dialogue. 2.05: Added Simple stuff. You can earn your first chik.
