i did it.. wwith the fam but im typing it bc i cant screenshot they're all horrifyingly accurate god
Fawnpaw : Is stabbing someone immoral? Northsplash : Not if they consent to it. Pearlheart : Depends on who it is. Pidgeonshade : YES?!?!? Fawnpaw, setting down a card: Ace of spades Northsplash, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Pearlheart, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Pidgeonshade, trembling: What are we playing Fawnpaw: *Screams* Northsplash: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Pearlheart: Should we do something?! Pidgeonshade, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. Fawnpaw: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Northsplash: Put spaghetti in it. Fawnpaw: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Pearlheart: Put spaghetti in it. Fawnpaw: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Pidgeonshade: Put spaghetti in it. Fawnpaw: I'm no longer taking suggestions. Fawnpaw: *Gently taps table* Northsplash: *Taps back* Pearlheart: What are they doing? Pidgeonshade: Morse code. Fawnpaw: *Aggressively taps table* Northsplash: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- *Fawnpaw is cooking* Northsplash: Any chance that’s for me? Fawnpaw: It’s for Pidgeonshade. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Pearlheart: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. Fawnpaw: You lying, cheating, piece of sh--! Northsplash: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Fawnpaw: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING PIDGEONSHADE WITH ME Pearlheart, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now. Fawnpaw: Can I be frank with you guys? Northsplash: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Pidgeonshade: Can I still be Pidgeonshade? Pearlheart: Shh, let Frank speak.
