If you're American: "I graduated. Bad news, I'm still American." "Not even close, baby! (Y/N) never dies!" "It's been four years. Still haven't found any askers." "I learned more history watching Technoblade than I ever did here." "Technoblade never dies, but my grades did." "I got my first test wrong. How? I put in the wrong answers, that's how." This one was made by @_NEWS-GUY_ : "They though I was gay." (I might update at least 1 - 3 times a week. Depends- )
I'm not graduating any time soon but I found these pretty funny-