'What do you know about Mesopotamia? NOTHING' 'Go back to Athens!' 'You're obviously not taking after the Spartans.' 'You compare yourself to Alexander the Great? You know what that means!' 'You think you could pass scribe school? Really?' 'You're the type of person who would build the Aswan Dam.' 'You're to me like the Kushites to the Egyptians.' 'Aw, you need a piece of candy for the tea ceremony or something?' 'You're Athens and I'm the Greco-Persian war.'
We stan the Spartans
