Click and Enjoy! Use up and down arrows to control volume. It's on loop so if you don't want it to keep on playing stop it. More Stupendium coming out. I also saw a comment on "I'm a Zombie" and I will fix that. Lyrics: Hoo! Doing a song, are we? Jolly good, here we go! Get home from an expedition And the phone on my desk is ringing Sounds like a friend with a special mission Found an astounding exhibition Packed my things and I flapped my wings Excited to find what the campsite brings There's a brand-new island for analysing And this chap's flying in to track findings Natural history is my domain Extinct little trinkets and giant remains I don't know though, might think again I think that's a Dodo flying the plane! Now I've had a jolly holiday in Zanzibar But this sabbatical is practically spectacular From above, it is honestly a bit bizarre How the island is improbably rectangular Pioneering new frontiers! But what should I expect? Exploring tropic flora? Newfound fauna to inspect? To ply my palaeontology, to prospect and erect A repository for fossils for each fish and each inse- Eugh! No, no! You got a village that needs assistance Expertise and seasoned wisdom Want to learn? Take a seat and listen This bird is the word on the ecosystem Squeal with glee at each acquisition Who says you can't teach facts with fiction? This museum has a speaker system Pumping out beats 'bout your ecosystem On briny waters, I'm quite astute And dinosaurs I'm a fine who's hoo! But when we all live with tigers too It might be awkward to try a zoo Head down the stairs and you'll see scores Of dunkleosteus and plesiosaurs! The fish are all down the right-hand hall And on the left are the creepy crawl- Uh no, never mind! You can quiz me with your queries on aquariums You'll nary see so vibrant or varied a vivarium There's no greater a curator or librarian Just beware of all the horrors housed in the solarium So if you've been a-digging or a-fishing in the sea Then pluck up your discoveries and shuttle them to me But if you want to know about the birds and bees This bird prefers that the bees would leave! Look, I understand all the important work they do for the planet I just wish they'd do it somewhere else! You got a village that needs assistance Expertise and seasoned wisdom Want to learn? Take a seat and listen This bird is the word on the ecosystem Squeal with glee at each acquisition Who says you can't teach facts with fiction? This museum has a speaker system Pumping out beats 'bout your ecosystem Yes, all things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small Are collated and notated And displayed within our halls From mighty titan ancestors To wretched scuttling things Invited, if reluctantly Inside these hallowed wings And though bugs may be repulsive I will put up with the fainting If heinous abominations Pave the way to taking paintings The masterworks of artists Throughout all history Inexplicably displayed Upon an island out at sea
Song by: Stupendium Sound by: schafezr0000
