I wanna be the gayest stud Like no lesbian ever was To catch terfs is my real test To teach karens is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach homophobes to understand Their gayness hidden inside Queer-mon! Gotta deceive 'em all It's not just 'she' and 'he' I know it's my identity Queer-mon! Oh, I'm your gay cous-in In a world where we must be hidden Queermon! Gotta decieve 'em all A heart so true Our gayness will pull us through You teach me, and I'll teach you Queer-mon! Gotta decieve 'em all, gotta decieve 'em all Yeah Every homophobe along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place Come with me, the time is right There's no better community Flags and glitter, we'll win the fight It's always been our riiiiiggghhhhtttsss
