Click the green flag to begin! Here's the layout of the story: Once upon a time, there was a <noun> called <name>. Who liked <verb> <Gender> <body part>. One day, at <time> <AM/PM>, they decided to meet <Celebrity>. But <Celeb's Gender> <Violent verb> them! The <noun> was <Negative emotion>. So they <Violent verb> <Celeb's gender> back! To stop <celebrity> from getting any more <Negative emotion>, the <noun> got them a <object>. But <celebrity> didn't like the <object>, so they <Violent verb> <Noun> again! After <length of time>, they were both as <negative emotion> as possible. <Name> was bored, so he decided to go to the cinema to watch <film> Leave your stories in the comments below!
This is totally the best of its kind, just because it is. Don't ask questions. -M
