Kima: ALEX FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN IM HAVING A.. UM.. MOMENT- Alex(me):*Blasting wii theme at full volume* That's a you problem not a Mii problem- ---------- Akiko: We either die free.. or die trying... Kima: Are those the only options?.. --------- Hinamori: *About Akiko and Hanako(dr)* They make a cute couple huh? -.w-. Alex(me): Duh- They legit l0ve each other unu ----------- Akiko: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Alex(me): I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest sheet sometimes. ------------ Akiko: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Hanako(dr): I thought the animals might be lonely.. So i stole them all.. ---------------------- Akiko: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Alex(Me): No, that's not how you make cookies. Hanako(Sm): FLOOR IT!! Akiko: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Alex(Me): yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Akiko: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FORKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Kima: DO IT! Alex(Me): NO- --------------------------------- Hanako(dr): Am I in trouble? Alex(Me): Take a guess. Hanako(dr): No? Alex(me): Take another guess. ------------------------------------------ Hanako(dr): Truth or dare? Hinamori: Dare. Hanako(dr): I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Hinamori: Hey Akiko? Akiko, blushing: Yeah? Hinamori: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Kima. ------------------------------------ Hinamori: So are you gonna explain how the heck you crashed my mom's car? Akiko: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Hanako(dr), deer!" Hinamori: ...And what did Hanako(dr) do? Akiko: ...She said "Yes, Honey?" ------------------------------ Akiko: Hanako(dr) is playing hard to get. Akiko: Little do she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of. --------------------------- Hinamori: I’m this close to falling in love with Kima. Akiko: Your fingertips are touching. Hinamori: Exactly. ---------------------------- Hanako(dr): Your smile? It makes my day. Kima: Your happiness? I live for that. Hinamori: A room? Get one. Alex(Me): Hotel? Trivago. --------------------------- Alex(Me): If I say I love you, will you say it back? Hanako(Sm): Yes. Alex(Me): I love you. Hanako(Sm): It back. *Later* Hinamori: Why is Alex(Me) crying face-down on the floor? --------------------------------------- Kima: So, what is Akiko to you? Hanako(dr): The reason I wake up every morning. Kima: ...That’s adorable. Akiko earlier that morning, barging into Hanako(dr)′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! -------------------------------------- Kima: There's no way they like me back. Alex(Me): Hinamori would throw herself in front of a moving car for you. Kima: Hinamori would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun. ---------------------------------------------------------- Akiko: Truth or dare? Kima: Dare. Akiko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Kima: Hey Hanako(dr)? Hanako(dr), blushing: Yeah? Kima: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Hinamori. --------------------------------------------------------------- Akiko: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Hanako(dr): Aww- Akiko: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast! ---------------------------------------- Hanako(dr), looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Kima: Akiko's in the kitchen. ---------------------------------------- Akiko: And now for a gay update with Hinamori and Kima. Akiko: Getting gayer. Akiko: Thank you, Akiko. ------------------------------------------ Hanako(dr): Hey Hanako(Sm), wanna third wheel on my date with Akiko tomorrow? Hanako(Sm): Sure. Hanako(dr): Alex(Me)! Wanna third wheel on my date with Akiko tomorrow? Alex(Me): Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Hanako(Sm) & Alex(Me): ... Akiko: Hanako(dr)... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Kima: From now on we will be using code names. Kima: You can address me as Eagle One. Kima: Hinamori is “been there done that”. Kima: Alex(Me) is “currently doing that”. Kima: Hanako(dr) is “it happened once in a dream”. Kima: Hanako(Sm) is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”. Kima: And Akiko is.. Kima: Eagle Two Akiko: Oh thank god. ------------------------------------------------ Alex(Me): I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Hanako(dr): Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Akiko walks in* Hanako(dr): Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. Part two coming soon :D
Ok quick note- Hinamori and Kima are actually trying to be with each other- Idk how the generator i used knew this- so uh yeah- Ships for the next few quotes- Akinako(Akiko and Hanako) Hinakima(Hanimori and Kima) Me and other Hanako just lonely but the generator puts us together anyways :')
