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Fin: So what do you do? Cinnamon: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. Fin: Wow, impressive. Cinnamon: Then I'll move on to Leos. Fin: Wait, I'm a Leo. Cinnamon: Your point? --- Fin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Cinnamon: Several traffic violations. Wren: Three counts of resisting arrest. Spade: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dove: Also, that’s not our car. --- Fin: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Cinnamon: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Wren: I recorded the dumb stuff. Spade: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Dove: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! --- Fin: *Screams* Cinnamon: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Wren: Should we do something?! Spade, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. --- Fin: They stole from me first! Cinnamon: Mhm. Fin: Stole my heart... Wren: It is still illegal to commit murder. --- Fin: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Cinnamon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big house. Spade: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Cinnamon: Good thinking. Wren: No- --- Dove, driving Fin and Spade: So how was your day? Spade: We almost got surprise adopted! Dove: What? Fin: We almost got kidnapped. Dove: Oh, okay. Dove: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! --- Fin, to Cinnamon: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Cinnamon, motioning to themselves and Spade: No no no no no, TWO idiots! --- Fin: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Cinnamon: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Dove: Socks are Feetie Heaties Spade: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Cinnamon: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Dove: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Spade: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Wren, annoyed: You are disappointments --- Fin: I’m going to take you out. Cinnamon: Great, it’s a date! Fin: I meant that as a threat. Cinnamon: See you at five! --- Spade: How do I deal with my enemies? Fin: Kill them Cinnamon: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Wren: Kill them only a little? Dove: Why are we having this conversation? --- Spade: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake. --- Fin: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I messed up bad. --- Fin: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Cinnamon: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Wren: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Spade: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Dove: My moral code, is that you? Fin: Fin: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug? --- Fin: I think we're missing something. Cinnamon: Teamwork? Wren: Cohesion? Spade: A general sense of what we’re doing? --- Dove: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Cinnamon: Plane tickets? Spade: Concert tickets? Fin, holding their broken frames: Glasses. --- Spade: I just ended a four year relationship. Wren: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Spade: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Fin and Cinnamon fighting from across the room* --- Fin: I think Spade was right. Cinnamon: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Wren: They wouldn't do that. Spade: You're right, Wren. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Spade: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Spade Told You So' on the back* --- Fin: We need to distract these guys Cinnamon: Leave it to me Cinnamon: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Wren, Spade, and Dove: *Immediately begin arguing* Random Person, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. --- Fin: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Cinnamon: Rude. Wren: That’s fair. Spade: Not again. Dove: Are you going to want this back?