Welcome to The Unusual Adventures of SwordGuy! (no, that name isn't taken, it has no spaces and each word is capitalized, like my name) Hold space, down arrow, or s and release to attack, the longer you hold it, the better the attack. This game contains mild violence. If you've played one of those LEGO games where the characters burst into pieces when they die, you're probably fine. No blood, no gore. If you judge a game by its story, this game isn't for you. It has no story. If you can't beat the game in one sitting, you can hit the stop sign and put your computer to sleep (except on a school chromebook, it will log you out and shut down so just hit the stop sign). It will keep the levels that you've beaten already and your score. Just make sure you don't close the tab or log out of your computer. I think you know how to move. The rest is self-explanatory. Keep playing after you beat the game to rack up more KO's! ___-ENEMY GUIDE-___(This will spoil it for anyone who wants to be surprised at the sight of every level) _Zone 1_ - Training Enemy (TE) - a weak enemy who has one close range attack and is mostly meant to train and prepare you - Boss- Training Boss - A basic boss who has a two blades, one which will follow in a set pattern and another which sometimes targets you. Both are meant to mostly distract you and only do 1 HP of damage _Zone 2_ - Trooper - a long range enemy who likes attacking from afar and will strafe away if you come near it. - RocketBlue a jet pack suited alien that rapid-fires. It has very little health, so you may want to KO it before things get nasty. - Boss - RedEye - a flying blob that will do shocking damage if you dawdle too long in its sight and will occasionally heal other enemies. _Zone 3_ - Car - these come in multiple variants, each vary based upon speed. They will not do damage but they may push you around. You can stand on top of them. These will be bad for speedrunning because they steal necessary KO's to activate the boss. - MetalDog - These dogs have both a short and long range attack, the latter being more powerful. They are vulnerable to cars but not much else. - FlareBear - A fiery robotic bear that does decent damage as well as push you around. These will go right through cars, providing the MetalDogs a safe place to camp. -BlueHawk - an annoying bird that will swoop down every so often to mess you up and get a ever so small amount of damage into you. This enemy cannot be defeated. - Boss - SuperMegaUltraMechaDragon - The most predictable yet powerful and diverse boss in the game. Attacks are: a laser that does constant damage, a stomp that launches you far, a super jump that releases it from its stomp, and a flamethrower that does damage as particles are flying. You fight this boss alone with only cars to mess you up. J
-Yeah, tons of references to @TeamSJS (rip)*, and @scarleg37, @stinkysocks06, and @KIDMEEL all have cameos via Easter eggs (with their permission of course). See if you can find them (and follow them if you do)! #Stinky also shows up like 5 times, I lost count (sometimes you need to see inside). - Music is by me on #GarageBand*. Be sure to give credit if you use it and tell others to give credit to me too if they use it (It'd be nice if you put a link to this game too). Also, maybe you could tell me that you're using it too, that would be nice. - I'm proud to say that I made all the sound effects myself (mostly just messing around with paper or plastic bags). You can use them or try to make them yourself (try squeezing a plastic bag in front of the microphone, it sounds disgusting). I made one sound effect from an #otamatone - Some character design is inspired by Metroid *A Smash Bros. 4 remix of Ballad of the Goddess from Legend of Zelda of Skyward sword appears in an Easter egg I got it from @Nintendo3DSLover. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/27681316 It's your job to find it though. *Note: TeamSJS is back! follow us - I mean - him at @-TeamSJS-