This is what I might voice: /|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|\ Eventually, I got tired of trolling People. When you troll a person, their reaction is always the same. Shock, confusion, humiliation, I began to grow... Tired of it. Tired of the predictability of it all. Derpina, I felt like I was stuck Forever Alone, singing the same Trolololol and dance for SO long that I no longer got the same high from trolling the humans around me. But one day, I realized... I could go higher. Why stop at people? I began to troll cities. Corporations. Technology. Nature. I was insatiable. The rush you feel when you troll something they said was unshakeable. Well, Challenge Accepted. And it's all culminated in this. I can finally troll the very laws of physics themselves. Gravity... ConTrolled! Troll ALL the things! THIS is what I was after, Derpina! The ultimate epic win! Now, no one... no THING is safe from my trolling anymore. They said I was mad, but now I know it was them. They're mad. Ahahahah! U mad, Derpina? Because THIS is only the first breakthrough of many for me, you see. Problem? Then you can tell God... Le epic Trollge has arrived. \|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|/
