--- If Shade's OCs Rode a Roller Coaster: Diri: I don't know if this is a good idea... Shade: It'll be fun, stop being a scaredy-cat. Diri: *sighs* - 2 minutes later - Shade: WOOHOOOOOO!!! Diri: *is silent with terror and the fact that the breath is being knocked out of his lungs* Shade: Argh, my hat--WHEEEEE!! Diri: *sees upcoming rise* Ohnoohnoohnohohohnonooo - Afterwards - Shade: *putting her hat back on* Wasn't that fun? Diri: *shaking* Shade: Er--you ok? --- If Shade's OCs Interviewed for a Job Interviewer: Right then. What's your name? Shadow: Shadow. Interviewer: Alright Shadow, what's your experience with working? Shadow: I've been the unofficial welcoming committee for a.. group. I'm a father--it's harder than you'd think. And I've chased out intruders multiple times. Stinkin' loners. What else do you want? Interviewer: Ah--I see.. Er, how long are you usually able to do any of that? Shadow: *face-paws* Look, being a father requires 24/7 ATTENTION AND CARE. YOU THINK I CAN'T HANDLE LESS THAN THAT?!?! MY CUBS WAKE ME UP AT NIGHT AND I CAN- Interviewer: I think- Shadow: *slams paws on table* DON'T INTERRUPT ME! *sits back down in exasperation* Interviewer: Mr. Shadow, I think we should call this meeting to an end. *stands up and ushers Shadow to the door* Shadow: WE JUST STARTED?! WHAT IS THIS?! Interviewer: Please leave, sir. Shadow: *slams door*
-- Just a random crappost :'D -- Thanks to @BudgieStar for the concept of this and the idea for #2 -- Here have a trashy drawing of Shade I made in 2 minutes with bitmap -- Music: TOH Outro - Sol Foo's Lofi Remix
