I Had Something to Tell... For a... long time. I hope You won't be mad at Me... Especially Butterscotch. When I was a moon old, I- I … Me and Pinenut had a Crush on Each other … We Decided to Mate And hold a marriage ceremony, And Cut a cake of Non-Diversion, A Cake which is when cut will prove that we won't Diverse each other Forever. But a day before the ceremony, Pinenut told me that her parents told her to mate with Soccer; My college friend Instead. I was Depressed And neutered Myself... Then I met Butterscotch, She was Cute And kind. I mated with her and she un-neutered me. There... I said it...