[] If Oak and Neep played Alister's game... [] [] Chamber One! [] Oakie: *yeets lemons and shatters all the boxes* Oakie: *finds key* :D Neepo: *dies from the lemons* [] Chamber Two! [] Oakie: *eats half of lemon* Oakie: *squeezes lemon juice on head* Beartrap: *melts* Oakie: *also melts* [] And they both died... the end?? [] [] If Oak and Neep applied for a job... [] Interviewer: Hello, what is your name? Neep: Juniper Chrysanthemum Midnight. Interviewer: And it says here that you... "commit arson" and "set Oakie on fire" for a living? Neep: Ya! Interviewer: I'm sorry, but we don't hire arsonists. Neep: D: Oak: *arrives for interview around midnight* Security guard: The building is closed, please leave. Oak: My job interview... Guard: If you do not leave in the next 10 minutes, I have to call the police. Oak: *doesn't leave* My job interview... Oak: *sitting in the back of a police car* My job interview... [] If Oak and Neep were arrested... [] Oakie: *fills cell with lemons* Neepo: *drowning in lemons* Oakie: *inhales lemons* Also Oakie: *repeats ten times* [] They were released from jail because nobody likes lemons >:T [] * asdfghj this is so dumb * RIP neepo lmaoo
* credit to @BirbiMemes//@BudgieStar for the job interview scenario :D * credit to Breeze for helping with the other prompts lol * Alister and Alister's game belong to @DavaneeGreninja * Music by Toby Fox * geometric cats by me