Click the green flag TWICE, or it gets glitchy... I can't tell you more or I'll give the funny parts away, except one thing- it gets long, and you'll think this "private conversation" will NEVER start, but it will, I promise. And it won't really take you more than 5 minutes. Oh, and the voice at the bottom of the screen is you.
This is a very random, funny and weird project. I have my best friend seph11 to thank for that. Go check out her projects. While they aren't the world's best programming (no offense, seph11), they are COMPLETELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, go see them. NOTHING IN THE PROJECT IS SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDING!!!