You are a Mirage-F1 pilot fighting in the great war of Boogerland. During a routine dogfight, your weapons system fail, and you begin hurdling through hordes of enemy planes. You have two choices: Take out as many as you can and die trying, or see if you can stay in the air long enough to make it out of the cloud of enemy fire. Let's make one thing clear: You're going to crash. How long you survive, however, is for you to determine. Good luck, pilot.