(My brother told me to do this. Not a true story.)
Here is what it said. Story Time B*tches. So I was going to get some gas. When this man walked up to me and said he has a nice car and to go inside and take a look. But I was not having it. But I was so nervous I let out the. Biggest, Loudest, Funcky, Chuncky, Monkey, Stoopy, Gloopy, froopy, massy, oofy, oopy, soupy, slimie, wet, glow in the dark shoes, nasty, slap my a*s, smelly cheese, moldy,glumpy, grumpy, mexico hear and smelled it, moony, toopy, roomy, woopy, qwerty, yeast, smelliest fart ever. No joke the whole ground was cracking. And it stank so bad you can smell it from Jupiter. Talk about # Booty Crack Stank. But like no cap that fart was Busten Bustin.
