Kashino: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Gunzo: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Tensai: I recorded the dumb stuff. Seiko: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Fujikawa: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! --- Kashino: Anyone d- Gunzo: Depressed? Tensai: Drained? Seiko: Dumb? Fujikawa: Disliked? Kashino: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people .. --- Kashino: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Gunzo: 'Prettiest Smile' Tensai: 'Nicest Personality' Seiko: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Fujikawa: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' --- Kashino: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Gunzo: ... Your what? Kashino: My friends. Tensai: Are they saying “friends”? Seiko: I think they're being sarcastic. Fujikawa: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Kashino! All of your friends are in this room. Kashino: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks. --- Kashino: Where's Gunzo, Tensai, and Seiko? Fujikawa: They're playing hide and seek. Kashino: Where? Fujikawa: I don't think you get how this game works. --- Kashino: Are we really going to let Gunzo keep Tensai? Seiko: We kept Fujikawa. ---
Kashino: What do you think Gunzo will do for a distraction? Tensai: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Tensai: ... or they could do that. --- Kashino: Tensai, my old arch enemy. Gunzo: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Kashino: I have a life outside of you, Gunzo. --- Kashino: You have to apologize to Gunzo Tensai: Fine. Tensai: 'Unf[]k you' or whatever. --- Kashino: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Gunzo: Wasn't Tensai with you? Tensai: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. --- Kashino: If you had to choose between Gunzo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Tensai: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Gunzo: Tensai! Kashino: 63 cents. Tensai: I'll take the money. Gunzo: TENSAI!!! --- Kashino: While I’m gone, Gunzo, you’re in charge. Gunzo: Yes!!! Kashino, whispering: Tensai, you’re secretly in charge. Tensai: Obviously. --- Kashino, negotiating with Gunzo: We have Tensai. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Tensai: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Kashino: Tensai: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Kashino: TENSAI STOP ---
