okay okay, i found these: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ kinda want to draw some of these now tbh also, for anyone else reading, these characters are referenced from a roleplay i'm having with @mimfrank 1) enty: shh, here comes null! hero: quick, entity, start talking about boring nerd stuff entity: you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. hero: yes, that's perfect. just like that 2) null: everyone synchronize your watches enty: i don't know how to do that entity: i don't wear a watch hero: time is a construct 3) entity: *gasp* hero: wHAT?? entity: what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish? hero: *inhales* enty, in another room with null: why can i hear screeching? 4) hero: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel entity: an optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel enty: a realist sees a freight train null: the train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks 5) enty: am i going to far? entity: no, no, no. you went to far about 7 hours ago. now you're going to prison i'll probably add more later :D
