"HI!" I scream. "GAHH" He screams. "WANT TO MAKE YOUR EYEBALLS NOT LEAVE A CERTAIN AREA OF A METAL DEVICE COVERED IN GLASS???!!! ITS CALLED A COMPUTER!" "Are you ok?" "Mentally? No. Physically? ABSOLUTELY" "Umm lets take this slow whats going on?" "Wellllll... I decided to do an FPCA and...." "I have a feeling I'll regret this" he mutters "and what?" "I MADE A CHARACTER FEEL BAD ABOUT HIM SELF AND CRYYYYY" I sob "First. Is this an act. Second. WHAT THE HECK?" "To answer your first question. Yes" "Im leaving" He walks Away I stare into the fourth wall and scream, "HEY IF YOU CLICK ALL THE OPTIONS A BONUS THINGY SHOWS UP!"
