today i shall tell you all the tragedy of long legged bob. long legged bob was a normal man, except there was one flaw about him. his legs were extremely long. because of this he would always get bullied at school, even tho he could've drop kicked their butts cuz he was like 8'6". anyways, the tragedy started at 8 am in the morning, he was on his way downstairs and bumped his head on every fricking thing imaginable because he was so tall. he then stubbed his toe and fell down the stairs and died. the end
