Here are the lines: Remember, when filming something boring like a rock, use the best camera possible. But when you are filming a supernatural or once-in-a-lifetime moment that rarely ever happens, you absolutely HAVE to use the worse camera possible with a really blurry lens so that the viewer can barely make out what is happening. Also, only film vertically so that 70% of the screen of the video is just plain black. When you are recording, make sure to have really shaky arms and hands, and occasionally put your finger in front of the lens, blocking the view. Make obnoxiously obvious comments about what is happening, like if there is an alien, then exclaim that there is an alien to agitate anyone watching the video. For bonus points, maybe even drop your phone or just stop recording for maximum annoyingness. After you finish filming the rare occurrence, slap some stupidly large watermarks in the middle of the screen. When all of those steps are complete, upload it to every social media with a clickbait title and as many tags as possible, write a description blabbering on and on to follow all your social medias and like the video and share with friends. Done? Congratulations! You have successfully filmed a perfect video and you will soon be internet famous!
I was writing all the lines down in my notebook cuz i don't have a big enough brain to store all those words :/ my hand already hurt enough from jamming it today xD and now me voicebox hurty
