Inutilia has now moved to Country Clash RP II, organised by @FishExist, and Teppic has made a project for it on the new map as shown here: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/578797640/ with more up-to-date information to match the new gameplay. I'm keeping this one anyway, because it's an OK project despite the map quality which is deplorable compared to the one we now have. Anyway: Inutilia, with @Ptraci and @Teppic This is for Country Clash and is on the Third Continent I can't be bothered updating shape, see official map in studio for the shape it should actually be. (Rotate left by 45 degrees and change shape of surrounding land, basically.) The 'rebelliously not updated' is because the updates are only necessary for reasons described in @Teppic's featured project, check it out. Space to see flag (designed by @Teppic) Established 30 June Absolute Monarchy Capital: Voluptaria Ruler: King Simon the Incompetent Motto: Omnis emptio nostra supellectilem (Everyone Buy Our Stuff) Anthem: The Pedler's Song (Schnieder mienen eigenen hals) Total Freedom of Religion Marine territories: Maris Sin Aqua (Dry Sea, demonstrating the country's sense of humour in a nutshell) Industries: Flourishing Guilds of: -Thieves -Assassins -Accountants (locked in almost perpetual disagreement with Accountants' Guild in Republica de Canciones Molestas) -Beggars -Sandwich Makers All guilds have Guild Halls in every city, but the main branch is in Voluptaria. Mountain-ridden province produces energy drinks. Boring Empty Province produces bubble bath. Province With Nooo Sandwiches produces portable watermelon coolers. Southern Province (unlabelled because the label wouldn't fit) produces carpet slippers. Also has enviably good public education system, with mandatory school attendance until 18 and strongly encouraged tertiary education. Military: 23,000,000 soldiers Navy: 450 ships Air force: 7,693 aircraft WMDs: Pending orders
Strained relationships with Republica de Canciones Molesta, as there is a mountain range riddled with silver that crosses the border between the two countries. Inutilia resents the fact that all the silver inexplicably ended up on the R.C.M. side of the border. Inutilia decided to join the Homaric Alliance anyway, even though this meant not being allowed to declare war on Republica de Canciones Molesta. This is mainly due to favourable trade opportunities, as R.C.M. is the chief producer of weapons at the moment. @Teppic reminded me to mention the lovely lakes, the wondeful telephone service, the lots of fluffy animals including the majestic moose, and that incidentally a moose once bit my sister. No, really, she was carving her initials on it with a sharpened toothbrush. Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
