Mine is Bobby the Psycho. This is his story: A young boy named Bobby was walking, and saw a man. He had a anger inside of him. He killed the man. He has killed 10,000 men. No women. Just men. He has red, bloodshot eyes and blood dripping down his everywhere. OMG THERE HE IS BEHIND YOU!!! (If you're a boy, you're dead. If you're a girl, you'll make it.)
Thanks to @BennieC2 for making the original.