the daily is below! \/ Oh dear me, Lori. You can never seem to remember me, do you? Lori, Lori, Lori. The commas are worth billions in usage, but you have not used me since last week. (That is, if you can't hear me, this is pointless, but can you?) Commas aren't to be forgotten, Lori. They can change everything, in a way. Let me give a lesson on something called grammar! Let us say, you have this sentence about a girl saying something expressively. So, this one: “The girl said happily.” That makes absolutely no sense, Lori. It makes it sound like the girl is saying happily. But it’s the mood of her talking that you're trying to impress upon a reader. So, I shall interfere into this sentence using the wonderful autocorrect. Much better, isn’t it, Lori? But of course, you could not know when the comma should appear. Auto-correct is a wonder you have not discovered, Lori. It can change the world-- but that’s going a little far, isn’t it, Lori? The auto-correct can be satisfied if you use that right click over there... Yes, that button! Let me continue; you can use that right click over there, and click the red squiggly line (a grumpy being in the writing world, but he goes away pretty quickly) and there! A suggestion with quite good grammar. Yes, do click it please before you accidentally scare it, Lori. Auto-correct is shy. If you click elsewhere while Auto-correct is giving you suggestions. Goodness gracious, I seem to have gone on that long pointless talk--! But oh well, it may remind you to use me more. I hope it does, Lori. It was getting aggravating. You’d think someone would forget those semicolons, but no. Well, good luck, Lori! You are certainly going to need it, aren’t you? Sincerely, The Comma
