Hello! Welcome to Platformer: A PLATFORMER!!! [WARNING] Any unfair distribution of this game will cause the criminal to be eaten by a dozen deliberate cats. HOWEVER, one of these cats will be secretly a pig, and you have to figure out which one. Once you do, nothing will happen because I haven't figure that out yet. Jeez, this is a long warning- I better move on to the next section. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– HOW TO PLAY *cough* You probably already know this part. The repetitive statement of many other internet creators who waste time creating similar content ALSO waste time writing how to play this game. Although this does not hurt anybody, it hurts their time. Although it would be easier to simply allow the square to dictate the instructions, I prefer to waste MORE time explaining that it is obvious enough to waste LESS time not giving instructions for how to play the game. I have already given you the statement that says clearly NOT to distribute this game and its instructions. Gosh this is getting long. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Notes Wow, what's the point of making this at all when "Entirely Generic Platformer (a Platformer)" exists already? - Ugh, how am I supposed to make these levels HARD? (...is that impossible?) - AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH- *beep* - [INTERMISSION] Technical difficulties have occurred. I have chosen not to develop this game due to my understanding that many other internet creators have made games exactly like this. Have a nice day, Mamuthe