A is for artery, munch, munch, munch B is for bones crunch, crunch, crunch C is for corpse, a nutritious snack, D is for dead, limp as a sack, E is for eyes, so juicy and sweet, F is for flesh, my favorite treat, G is for gall badder, something to eat, H is for head, which can’t be beat, I is for “I eat people” which is a true fact J is for for jelly, in the brain once the skull is cracked K is for kill, which we sometimes do, L is for legs, tasty through and through, M is for munch, munch, munch, N is for nibbling, always done at brunch O is for odors, if you don’t eat quick P is for peckish, meat always does the trick, Q is for quality, which we would never cheat, R is for ready, always to eat, S is for sorry, which we would never say T is for tasty, which we say each day U is for utterly amazing, which human flesh is, V is for veins, tasty served with brains, W is for wailing “eating human flesh is fun” X is for eXcuse, because we don’t need one Y is for yummy, far better than cow, Z is for zeal, we want our flesh now!