Hey annie! Happy 27th birthday!! Wow, where is my 12 year old sassy, amazing and brave girl who has a major crush on percy?! I mean, it really seems you skipped those years in between. Also, dam girl. You're the first demigod in this gen to reach almost 30. Dang, i sound like chiron. Anyways, You see, nothing bad happened to you and perce. It seems there is no fault in your stars and i know there will never be. If rick ever tries something like the literal "Walk through hell for you" again, i swear the official cult of hardcore percabeth shipper will come to the rescue. Gods, we may even break the fourth wall. Again, happy birthday! And also, hide the blue food coloring. Percy's coming.
What I wrote on my wrist says sofo koritsi, which means wise girl in Greek