do you have a passion for demonic things that take hours of work to obtain? well look no further because boy do i got the project for you. in this project i'll teach you how to have a child without actually having a child, and that child is a long furby. [ some stuff about my long furb ] my long furbies' name is smexy salmonella noodle (frank for short) he is the unofficial mascot of long furby kingdom his birthday is July 22 his favorite food is the the flesh of homophobes. you can befriend him by offering him mac and cheese or accompanying him on his frequent mortal rampages.
EDIT: thanks so much for all the views and comments! <3 [warnings and notices] EDIT2: follow my new acc @408late_ bc u love me notice: the long furby spine can be bought at morezmore.mybigcommerce.com simply search up "long furby spine" -you can wear your long furby as a scarf btw [ warnings ] -if you don't have a sewing machine (I don't *pain*) you will be hand sewing a ton. it will take you forever. i should know. -you will be spending mmmm 100 bucks max on this. I only spent 45 dollars, but some furbies' sell up to 80-90 dollars + furby spine price -furbies are endangered species so be sure to treat yours with care. Once it becomes Rebirthed and Long, it will become potentially dangerous if you do not treat it well. It will be an amazing companion if you befriend it! -keep finished long furby away from sharp objects. unless you have chosen death frank says love and heart this project because he says so please comment something owo
