Why? Why did you have to blow him up? He had a family, he had a long life ahead of him, and you had to kill him in the most brutal way possible. Why just why? He tried to have a simple conversation with you. He was gonna ask how your day was or if you liked cookies or if you were okay with him having legs and arms as sticks. Instead, you took out your rusty rocket launcher and shot at him! He helplessly watched as you blew him into tiny pieces (one falling on my face. ew) and faded away without a trace of him left. What a sad life, that poor guy... He was also having a really good day, and he just started enjoying it! Gah, just get out of here, you nasty murderer. I don't want to see your dumb face anymore. Hey hey watch where you're pointing that rocket launche- AAAAAAA
