Answer the questions with whatever. This is just meant as a joke and has no meaning. Have fun talking to an annoying child. Tell them your username to get a different ending. If you're on mobile hold down your finger until the thumbnail disappears and the letter keys start showing up. If you're on computer just press space, hold space, or quickly click.
Characters and destinations by scratch. The rest by me. I'm in the process of making it mobile friendly but for now the random keys on the left of the screen mean nothing. NOTHING!