YOU, DOT, GAS STATION original by polypawns and @heagon
YOU, ME, GAS STATION WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE UH OH THERE WAS A RUBY INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI WE BLACKOUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FISH THE STENCH DRIVES IN A BEAR WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT BARE FIGHT, BAREHANDED, BARE, NAKED? OH YES PLEASE WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCKY CHEESE DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHHH I THINK SO NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACKOUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, WHITEOUT, WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN
