"Uh, so listen, we rebuilt Pengy brand new, because the uh... old one was scaring the kids. But one of them youngsters accidentally broke off his right arm and now 50% of his arm is wires. We kept him in the parts and service room for a few months. He started going haywire and mold grew on him. Also his chest cavity was starting to break. After that we decided we had to shut down Pen- wait, what's that? Oh no.... PLEASE NO! NOOOO- *static* Can you- *static* -careful of- *static* -HIM. *static*" END OF MESSAGE