John and Tommy were sitting down with Darth Vader wondering what they should do today when Tommy said... (Dora's voice) "Hóla me amigos! Soy Tommy and I am a stupid 7- year old boy!" "What happened?" said Darth Vader. "You don't have enough money to keep Tommy's actor because he is a professional so you need to use someone else, like me. Can I have some tequila? Because that is all you need to pay me." "We must get a job so we can afford to get Tommy's actor back!" said John. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! But I need to get my tequila!!!!!" "So what job should we try first? Maybe I'll hunt monkeys." Said John. "I want to do a nature documentary" said Darth Vader. "I want to be a robber so I can steal people's money and tequila!" said Tommy. So they went to do their jobs. Darth Vader was making a lot of money with his documentaries, John hunted different types of monkeys and made a restaurant where you can eat them and Tommy stole lots of money and tequila, as long as half of the money he stole can be used to buy more tequila. Darth Vader said "This is the green-bummed monkey. These are the only three left on the planet." John shoots one of them. "The only two left on the planet." John shoots one of them. "The only one left on the planet." John shoots it. "Sigh. Just go to commercial." Then Tommy came and said "I stole a lot of money! Can you buy me my tequila now?" John said "Fine." They went to the shop to buy one bottle of tequila using some of the money that Tommy stole. "Hey! I want more than one bottle! You need to spend half the money I stole!!!" "Well you can't." Tommy got really angry and blew up John's monkey restaurant. They decide to do a job together this time. They decide to be driving instructors. They are about to start teaching when "Where is Tommy?" asked Darth Vader. "I'll phone him." said John. John phones Tommy. "Why aren't you here!? We've been waiting for hours!" "Sorry, I'm in jail." "Are you working in the jail?" "Uhh... Maybe?" "Okay. We'll just do it without you." Darth Vader was showing a student how to drive when BANG!!! The student went "Hey, you just ran over someone!" "No I didn't!!" "But he's just there!" Vader took out his phone and called John. "John, did I run over someone?" "YES YOU DID!!!!! YOU JUST RAN OVER MY STUDENT!!!!" "Well my student said that you almost ran over him!" The student went "No I didn't." Then John said "Yeah, I didn't. But I'll drive over your student because you lied!!!!" John ran over the student. John and Darth Vader got fired from the job for running over innocent students. They did jobs all around the town but got fired from each of them. They worked for the butcher but got fired by sneaking in monkeys. They created toys but got fired because the toys came alive and turned evil at night. They became pizza deliverers but got fired by cutting off a tiny bit from the middle of the pizza and eating it. They became shopkeepers. They actually did well at this but quit on Black Friday after they got trampled by 20,000 people looking for buy one get one free on washing machines. They became waitors but got fired after they swapped the menu for one that only says monkeys. They became deliverymen but got fired for racing each other to see who could deliver their package first and crashing into each other. They became builders but got fired when the architect realized that all they could build were monkey guillotines. They became architects but all the builders quit when they realised that all they were asked to build were monkey guillotines. They became doctors but got fired when John sneezed into his hand and wiped it on his patient. "How are we going to get enough money to get Tommy's actor back now?" said John. "I know! We could break into the Death Star's safe. The Emperor hates me anyway. " said Vader. "We should break Tommy out of jail because Dora is great at robbing." So they break Tommy out of jail and go to the Death Star. They break into the safe an steal all the money in it. When they walk to the exit they pass the Emperor's room and they hear him announcing his evil plan. "I will blow up Mexico and all of their tequila, fajitas and tacos! I HATE tequila, fajitas and tacos!" "Let's sneak past the Emperor quietly." said John. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MEXICO!!!! TEQUILA IS THE BEST!!!!!!! IT IS MY ONLY FRIEND!!!" said Tommy. "Hey! Who are you? Stormtroopers and Darth Maul, ATTACK!!!" said the Emperor. "Well, I guess we have to fight." said Vader "UP MEXICO!!!" Tommy went crazy and bit a stormtrooper's leg. Darth Vader used the force to pick up Darth Maul's hand and made Maul's hand use the force so Maul was choking himself. "Why are you choking yourself?" "Why are you choking yourself?" said Vader.
John took out his emergency potatoes and threw it at the stormtroopers. Darth Vader went up to the Emperor and said "Forget the money, this is personal!" and took of the Emperor's sock and licked his foot slowly. "AAAAAAAHH!!!! Ew, ew, ew ,ew ,ew! You may have won this time, but I'll be back! Why did you do that to my foot? That's just wrong!" said the Emperor before he tripped and fell out a window because he was paying too much attention to his foot. "Now that we defeated the Emperor and stole all his money, we can afford to get Tommy's actor back!" said John. "MEXICO SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!!" and Tommy pressed the Death Star self-destruct button. First one: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/447397785/ Notes: Just to catch you up on some of the stuff from the stories you missed. 1. Dora loves tequila and is generally the main villain. She started out as a friendly character who visits John and Tommy with Boots. Boots always gets killed and eaten, which is why they like eating monkeys. 2. Darth Vader is their friend. 3. There is alcohol in this, FYI.
