If you lose then you are a nerd. If you win then you are one of the top 99.999876% of ping pong players. If opposing gets 2-3 points, you are top 99.69643829%. If opposing gets 1 point, you are top 98.166193%. If opposing gets 0 pints, (9-0), you are top 93.7654%. If opposing gets -1 or less points, you are hacking.
