The words are all blurry. Meh. Top right girl: "She believes mother nature is the cause of puberty" Girl directly below with skirt: "She (likes) LOVES soap" Girl with long blonde hair: "She has 10 different pairs of dance pants" Girl in overalls: "She has an overalls fetish"
Well...these are my close friends. They's all equally crazy. Going clockwise from the girl in the striped sweater, I'll refer to them from now on as Cat Overlord, Turquoise, Dance Pants, and Overalls. To conceal my identity *dramatic cape whoosh*