------------------------- DISCLAIMER: this project is a complete joke, don't try this please- ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: this project is not targeted towards anyone, much less a specific scratcher. i just made this because i thought it would be a fun idea. ------------------------- Anyways, I was originally going to voice act this, but I was too lazy and decided to use text to speech. I think it turned out better lol Enjoy! Also, I couldn't get the timing right. Near the end, it says: "all you have to do now is share the project, then you can sit back and *pause* reLAx." ------------------------- credits: - kevin macleod - meatball parade - sterlon chair -------------------------